Chapter 12
Consult YourMANIndex
This is your chance to thumb through informationquickly to see where you stand withRBwomen. Yousensitivemales need to identify the food that you mostassociate yourself with and determine how you will farewithRBwomen. You are literally what you eat. Someof you are actually more than you eat and half of whatyou spill! So find your favorite food and see what thedating future holds for you:
- BEEF.Now here’s a man’s man. Shank, rump,round, tip, flank, T-bone, chuck, rib, or porterhouse—No Worries Mate! When you go up againstRBwomen,you are ready. Real men don’t eat quiche! You haveold-fashioned western values. You are from a timewhen men were men and women stayed at home anddid not vote. The rugged frontier was carved in yourface and dirt from the range blasted a ring around thetub. You can handle anything that comes along,includingRBwomen.
Greatest Skill:Leaving up the toilet seat
Hobby: Real men don’t need no stinkinghobbies
Favorite Actor:Arnold Schwarzenegger
Favorite Movie:“The Terminator”
Proverb To Live By:“I’ll be back”
Most Likeable About RB Women:Breasts
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