“Dr. von PettinGrübber! I’m delighted to hear from you, sir! I trust this call portents a heartfelt discussion of your needs, unmet by your agency staff that will grant us the opportunity to serve your quest!”
Eric, momentarily blank of thoughts, finally marshaled his mind and responded, “Otto, have you been writing for automobile commercials again? Because that’s what you’re sounding like.”
Grinning, Otto embellished, “Close, liposuction commercials! People always need fat sucked out of somewhere, but it’s the sales presentation that makes or breaks the deal. In our research, it is key for the client to feel there is nothing shameful in eliminating fat excesses that have accumulated over the years. Our best sales pitch is to appeal to the customer by making them feel they should do this or that to look better for their significant other. We minimize the all about me thinking and get the customer to project their feelings on how their partner will relish the new twenty kilo loss. Our liposuction service takes away unwanted fat and returns a more self-assured individual. We call it the Robin-Hood syndrome, whereby we steal the fat from those who have too much in exchange for a more confident outlook on life. Most gratifying, actually.
“But enough about my new frontiers of community service. What can I do for you, sir?”
Eric sat and blinked in a thoroughly disoriented state for several seconds as he tried to process Otto’s comments. He felt like he needed to pinch himself and see if he was dreaming. He finally commented, “I find it astonishing that your organization has so many varied interests in the business world. It’s no wonder people come to you for help. I just wish I could remember why I called you today.”
Otto smirked a little at derailing Eric’s thought process yet again. He let the silence hang without further comment.
Then Eric blurted, “Okay, now I remember why I called, Otto!
“We had a project we under-wrote to do some very advanced research in the area of human aging. We had this very persuasive academic type named Dr. Pekoni wangle funding and supercomputer time from us in his research efforts. This was about ten years ago. Everything was well thought out and structured with milestone reviews, which suggested a lot of confidence in the project.”
Otto, now curious, asked, “What exactly was the project supposed to do?”
Eric responded, “It was called the fountain of youth project, and the ambition was to leverage the then recently decoded human genome and learn how to use the genetic sequencing in an effort to reprogram cellular structure.
“His project proposal was to use the work in genetics and DNA as instructional blueprints of each human organ from growth through maturation to then alter the physiological behavior of a matured individual. He postulated that the human body tissue contained flaws within the genetic sequencing that, over time, either forgets how to regenerate replacement tissue or mutates into something adversarial to the host human. In other words, cancer.
“The doctor further suggested that if we could understand the applied maturation of the sequencing of the human genome, then we could biologically reprogram the tissue at the genetic level to its optimum matured state and eliminate tissue degeneration. He received funding because he convinced the panel he could add a process to make human tissue at the cellular level through genetic manipulation perform as intended on a continual or as needed basis at a fixed age.”
Otto filled in the next sentence as he postulated, “And thus extend the human life span because organs and life tissue would no longer mutate or lose the ability to regenerate themselves. How interesting! But I thought the human genome project was declared finished in April 2003 by an international consortium?”
Eric nodded and sighed a little before he continued. “Correct, but that was just the mapping. He was actually using some of that early research, along with his own, to move his project along faster. It looked very promising, and there was an awful lot of hope staked on his project’s outcome. Then things started to slip as did the defined milestones. Progress seemed to be increasingly elusive as time wore on.
“The first big breakthrough came about halfway through the project lifecycle, when we were shown some proof positive data points that some hog gene resequencing had in fact stopped cold a cancer that had been introduced into the animal. Dr. Pekoni was over the top in his presentation. Looking back on it, I can see we were intoxicated with this one test subject. The agency kept the funding in place, then things started to unwind.
“Briefings and even progress reports started being rescheduled or postponed. We had trouble even getting the doctor on the phone. Calls were never returned, and numbers finally ceased working.”
Otto furrowed his brow almost puzzled and then stated, “I believe I remember some of this from the sensationalist side but not what happened next. I seem to recall some controversy around the project and then nothing. So what happened?”
Eric replied, “We had reason to believe that he started to experiment on humans, based on his earliest successes with animals containing similar DNA pairs to humans. Apparently word got out and anyone dying of cancer volunteered for the possible chance it would work for them. Dr. Pekoni simply couldn’t refuse the offers to experiment on live humans for the sake of moving his project along.
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