Suddenly, bright security lights switched on above and insanely loud sirens erupted all around the cave. Not much time left, Tommy. We gotta go!
A robotic woman’s voice erupted from a loudspeaker high overhead. “Omega Plan Five destruction sequence initiated. Ten, nine….” Tommy looked towards the entrance to the Temple. He only had ten seconds to race across the cavern, up the stairs and find the elevator. Ten fucking seconds wasn’t going to be enough time. “Eight, seven….” Then it dawned on him. They could make it! He reached into his pocket and produced the clear pouch of Time Cocaine.
“Cocaine!” Tommy yelled over the din, “Time Cocaine!”
Time Cocaine? What the hell is that? Harry asked.
“You’ve got to trust me, Harry. I’m going to have to snort this whole bag.”
That’s a shitload of fucking blue booger sugar.
Fucking do it, Harry said.
The wailing of the sirens suddenly stopped. Tommy opened the bag of Time Cocaine and the smell of fresh berries and magical rainbows floated out to him. It was enchanting and Tommy immediately felt high. Then he buried his face in the bag and snorted for all he was worth.
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