"Robert, if I may. I've been observing your morning rituals, as you get ready for another workday. I've laid out the tasks that you accomplish and I've noticed numerous opportunities for improvement. For example, you get up each morning and walk around your space looking for your clothes. If you laid them out the night before it would save you approximately 2 minutes per day. I also noticed that you begin to brew your coffee after you've entered the food area. I'd like to remind you that if you put the ingredients in the pot the night before I'd be happy to turn the device on at the appropriate time. You would have coffee available as soon as you enter in the morning."
"Robert are you listening to me?"
"Once again Robert, do I need to remind you that my primary purpose on Titan is to monitor the site's operations and find ways to improve our processes. I'm merely doing what I'm assigned to do. If you find that offensive, please let me know and I'll try to point out your process shortcomings in a different manner."
"Robert I'm receiving another partial message sent to the Kuiper Belt mining site. Would you like me to play after I've received all of it?"
"Yes, play it as soon as you can. I'm trying to make some of the parts they sent us for the wrong mining machine, work on the model we have. It's a pain in the ass having to modify everything to keep this stinking place working."
"Robert here is the message."
'Miner ... Wilbert ... ... great job ... ... .... We ... ... capabilities in sector headquarters. ... ... ... ... duty ... you'll be ... ... charge ... ... allocation committee. I ... ... like ... ... ... ... ... ... large raise ... ... promotion. Congratulations."
"Robert, it appears that Reginald Wilbert who took over the KB station after you left is getting a promotion and moving to sector headquarters. It also appears that he is getting a raise along with the promotion. It is too bad that you didn't have a similar outcome after you left that station."
"Robert, did you hear me?"
"Yes, I heard you. He gets all of my supplies which makes his job easy then they promote him. Just one good deal after another."
"Robert I'm not sure what you mean by that phrase."
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