Mornin’ all. Abner here with the latest and not so greatest reports on the goings on in the den of iniquity commonly referred to as the nation’s capital. Oh my, the scoundrels are up to more no good than usual these days.
Guess you all heard about the gunrunning thing. Strange ain’t it that an author who made a mint writing about the slime bags on the Potomac and a 30-something year FBI guy have been selling guns to the bad guys. It all sounds pretty fishy to me coming a day after the author spilled the beans on a scam the president was running to launder money through his election campaign. Hmmmm?!
Couldn’t be that ‘ol Marshall Norris felt some heat and sent his Chihuahua attorney-general Michael Shadburn to get them two guys, could it? Sic ’em, Michael!
I finally got my TV antennae pointed in the right direction up here on the mountain so I could catch a little of the news. Thought there might be something about that story Mr. Arrington wrote, but there was nary a word. And for y’all whose dog might have eaten your newspaper or you were watchin’ Mayberry re-runs on TV it seems that some company named Avilya did something ugly. They gave a bunch of money to help ol’ Marshall get reelected, but somehow it just disappeared…kinda like them emails at the IRS. Damned strange what goes on in Washington. Anyway, there’s somebody who used to work at the Federal Election Commission and was investigating all this stuff and knows what really was going on. And as fate would have it he just moved in down in the hollow not a mile away.
We have a nip or two every now and then and get to talking about this and that, and he knows a bunch of stuff. Now I ain’t gonna tell it all today or you won’t come back tomorrow to read what I got to say.
Well, keep your chickens dry and your tomatoes wet. I’ll see you tomorrow.
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