I'm starting a rental business, Dad,
I know you'll think it's funny,
But I'm renting two things you always wanted:
A little more time, and money.
You want to try it? It's really great,
I'll give you an illustration.
Just step right into my time machine,
And I'll set it for "Demonstration".
Comfy? Okay, now take this hammer
And pulverize the clock.
Then all you do is sit right there
And make like you're a rock.
Oh, you're waiting for the money part.
Well, you see that piggy bank?
Just hold it in your lap a while
And let your mind go blank.
Of course, you're allowed to jiggle it,
And listen to the sound,
Or imagine it's a really lucky
Fortune you just found.
And there you have it, time and money,
That didn't seem too hard.
—Now how will you be paying me,
By cash, or credit card?
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