Fungus Freddie calls me names
And so does Chuck the Cheat,
And I'm always being made fun of
By Shorty and Pegleg Pete,
And I really take a lot of flak
From Sally the Slime next door,
Or Sitting Bull or Running Nose
And Suzy Sophomore,
And boy, do I get ribbed a lot
By Hippopotamus Hips!
And I never hear the end of it
From Betty Blabberlips!
It really gets me, but I can take it,
(It's one of my better features).
It sure would be much better, though,
If there weren't all my teachers…
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