Welcome To Planet Jordo, I Comedy In Peace;
There's just something about Halloween babies. Born nonconformists, we celebrate our eccentricity and share a joy for life.
But enough about us, there is an "I" in "Bio" for a reason, so allow me to introduce myself.
I, Jordan Margolis/aka Jordo/aka EXCUSEMAN/aka XQ, was born on Planet Jordo in a colorful place called XQuseland. I speak my own language, "Jewberish" for comedic effect. My alter ego, EXCUSEMAN/XQ is the creator of the pseudo-science "Reverse Apology" (YGOLOPA), because growing up means never having to say you're sorry. EXCUSEMAN grew so popular, HE spawned his own alter eggo, "EGGSCUSEMAN", whose motto is "What's Your Eggscuse?"
Planet Jordo beams positive Jordo vibes across the internet, filling my XQniverse with books, comic books, YouTube videos, tweets, twicks, and other Margolis Mayhem.
This eBook accomplishes what no hard copy print volume could do, no matter how much I turned up the volume. This medium permits Jordo Shvideos to complete your visit to Planet Jordo. And for that, I give big shmanx to the gurus of leanpub. To experience future jordOriginal works, visit my humor websites and social media satellites.
http://www.planetjordo.com
Enjoy your orbit and leave your fun prints.
Jordo
There’s just something about Halloween babies. I admit to all of the following:
SATIRICAL SUPERHERO/AUTHOR/SCREENWRITER/PLAYWRIGHT/POET/PERFORMANCE ARTIST/SPEAKER/PRODUCER/SLOPPY HAND WRITER.
I’m funny. If you don’t believe me, check me out on any of my websites, Facebook, Twitter, or YouTube Channels.
Enjoy your orbit around Planet Jordo, Where Smiles Run Free; and leave your fun prints.
http://www.planetjordo.com
Welcome To Planet Jordo, I Comedy In Peace;
There's just something about Halloween babies. Born nonconformists, we celebrate our eccentricity and share a joy for life.
But enough about us, there is an "I" in "Bio" for a reason, so allow me to introduce myself.
I, Jordan Margolis/aka Jordo/aka EXCUSEMAN/aka XQ, was born on Planet Jordo in a colorful place called XQuseland. I speak my own language, "Jewberish" for comedic effect. My alter ego, EXCUSEMAN/XQ is the creator of the pseudo-science "Reverse Apology" (YGOLOPA), because growing up means never having to say you're sorry. EXCUSEMAN grew so popular, HE spawned his own alter eggo, "EGGSCUSEMAN", whose motto is "What's Your Eggscuse?"
Planet Jordo beams positive Jordo vibes across the internet, filling my XQniverse with books, comic books, YouTube videos, tweets, twicks, and other Margolis Mayhem.
This eBook accomplishes what no hard copy print volume could do, no matter how much I turned up the volume. This medium permits Jordo Shvideos to complete your visit to Planet Jordo. And for that, I give big shmanx to the gurus of leanpub. To experience future jordOriginal works, visit my humor websites and social media satellites.
http://www.planetjordo.com
Enjoy your orbit and leave your fun prints.
Jordo
Book Excerpt
Welcome To Planet Jordo
Growing up, my parents spoke Yiddish when they didn’t want us children to understand them. Since we could assume they were merely discussing what goodies we weren’t getting and why, it didn’t make any sense to us anyway, so they didn’t really have to bother. But since my parents conspired to keep me from learning Yiddish, I plotted to create my own gibberish sounding language my parents couldn’t understand.
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