Driver Instructor Story
Bill: (Thinking to himself) This is a predominantly white neighborhood. This student will probably be white. She is 16, I hope this doesn’t create any problems.
Stopping in front of the address he has on file he taps his horn lightly. A thin white young lady in a mini skirt up to her waist steps out of the house. A lady, probably her mother, comes to the door. Suddenly she comes out also.
Mom: Susan, that skirt is just too short.
Susan: Mom I only have 45 minutes for this lesson, I don’t have time to change now.
Bill: (Sizing up the situation, gets out of the car) Hi Susan, wait by the car. I’ll speak with your mom. (Walking up to Susan’s mom) Ma’am Is there a problem?
Mom: Yes, that skirt is just too short.
Bill: We don’t have a lot of time to discuss this so let’s get right to the point. You were in the house with her wearing that skirt before I pulled up and it was okay then, right.
Mom: Well, yes.
Bill: Could it be you’re worried about something sexual happening because I am a black man?
Mom: Well, ok, maybe.
Bill: Well let me put your mind at ease. I am six feet 220 pounds. Your daughter appears to be about 5 feet maybe 110 pounds. If she makes any advances I assure you, I am strong enough to fight her off.
Mom: (Waving, smiling at Susan). It’s okay honey. (Turns and goes back into the house)
Bill: (After returning to the car). Next lesson, wear pants or a longer skirt for your mom’s sake.
Susan: I will.
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