If Tom Clancy and Janet Evanovich had a daughter who grew up to join the CIA, her name would be Vivian Carmichael, and this would be her story. "I was a case officer for the CIA before I started selling flowers and saccharine greeting cards in Savannah's most popular florist shop. 'Tinker Tailor Florist Spy' sounds like the lead-in for a sassy chick-lit novel, doesn't it? I assure you, there is absolutely nothing sassy about my story..." A spy thriller following a female CIA officer during her first solo assignment, fans of Homeland, Atomic Blonde, and Alias will enjoy all of the books in the Pistils series, which have been called “as thrilling as they are passionate."
I'm currently reading Stephen King's "On Writing" and kicking myself for not picking it up sooner. Not only is it truly a treasure trove of a resource, I found out that my writing style is very similar to his...we both dislike plotting! When I began "Sub Rosa" I genuinely didn't know exactly where it would go, and some of the twists took ME completely by surprise. I now also know that my writing style (dismissively referred to as a "pantser," as in, writing by the seat of your pants), is more accurately described as being like an archeologist. King wrote that your story is like an undiscovered fossil, waiting for you to excavate it, not plot it out with a jackhammer. Works for me!
Being identified as an intelligence officer in the country where you're working is known as being "pinged." This comes from the phrase "persona non grata," which means that your presence in the country is no longer welcome. Being pinged is normally just extremely embarrassing as you're summarily thrown out of the country. As recent headlines have shown, however, it can be extremely dangerous if the government has even the tiniest of suspicions that you may be there for espionage, no matter how flimsy the evidence...
As a CIA officer overseas, you're bound to run into intelligence officers from other countries. Sometimes you carefully ignore each other and go your separate ways. Sometimes you set up a mutually beneficial exchange of information. And sometimes, you might just get more involved than you ever planned...
Despite the way intelligence officers are portrayed in the movies, an excellent CIA officer is aiming to blend in as much as possible. No car chases, shooting sprees, or bedding every attractive person that crosses your path. So in the interest of blending in, Vivian needs to dress like a club-hopping twenty-something, probably the furthest thing from her true personality as possible. But hey, when in Bulgaria, do as the Bulgarians do!
We all have a niche, and sometimes it takes a while (or a lifetime) to find it. MIT was where Vivian found her niche, and it's very telling of her personality that she chose to go to school there. Too bad she can't share her day job with the alumni newsletter...
Ah yes, my good friend the real-life James Bond! If only we all had friends like that! In reality, though, any intelligence officer will tell you that blending in is an absolute requirement. A handsome suave womanizer (who identifies himself with his own name, no less!) like James Bond is going to be less successful than someone who can pass for any old tourist. Not that you'll notice, because that's their job...to avoid being noticed...
Being American, I'm fascinated by a "full English breakfast," which can include everything Vivian had in front of her, plus a few other things that I'm not sure I could eat that early in the morning. "Bubble and squeak" (which I first learned about from "Wind in the Willows") seems especially exotic! Tweet me @twintypebooks if this is something you grew up with OR have now!!! ----- The introductory novella to the Pistils series, "Thistles," is being released soon! Visit twintypebooks.com to sign up for the mailing list to be notified when it's available for download!
I've never had a gun held to my head. How could I even hope to write a scene like this with authenticity? The answer was shockingly straightforward...had the CHARACTER been in this situation before? Vivian tells us that she'd never been on the ugly end of a gun...so why wouldn't her reaction be so much different than mine?
Reading this excerpt might make you think that it's about a loving father taking care of his daughter. What if I told you it really is...but not in the way it appears? What else could it be?
Everyone needs a friend that can grab us by the back of our collar and drag us away from our best-intended bad ideas. We all need someone that can save us from ourselves.
Job, career, life. Sometimes, what provides a paycheck is all three, where you're living it all day, every day. In those situations, you'd better REALLY mean it when you say that you love your job...
There are certain countries that we only ever see the bad side of on the evening news. We may shake our heads and silently give thanks that we don't live in a place like that, before the news moves on to the next story, taking our attention with it. But what if your job was dangerous by its very nature, AND you had to routinely visit these dangerous places? I guess you'd build up a certain amount of "It's just my job," but it doesn't lessen my respect for people who do it, day after day.
And a modern-day crime boss can't be taken down in one either. It takes lots of work, a million tiny puzzle pieces that all fit together into a tapestry of crime that is breathtaking in its scope. Breathtaking in the worst possible way.
Saving a life isn't as simple as a matter of numbers. One life lost represents untold others left behind, those whose grief will tear at them for years, regret and pain that never goes away. One life saved is actually so very many more. ~~~~ Would you like to see Sub Rosa in pictures? Follow the Twintypebooks Instagram to see the characters and their words come to life!~~~~
In celebration of International Women's Day 2018, a reminder that there are still glass ceilings everywhere, and that they still need to be broken. Let's all get ready to do some smashing!
Going up against the country's biggest mobster? Luck is just the first thing you'll need on your side. *** Saturday, 3/3, is the official book launch for Sub Rosa! Come join the Facebook party any time between 9am and 9pm EST, for prizes, giveaways and more stuff to celebrate the book being complete! ***
When your heart has been broken, stomped on, betrayed and even rejected completely, for most of your life, it's terrifying to open up to the possibility again. If you find a person who is worthy of that trust, though, your suspicious little heart will be in good hands.
It's impossible to assign a monetary value to a relationship, so in some ways stealing money is safer than stealing secrets. When you're in the espionage business, though, you don't have much of a choice.
You do what you have to in the heat of the moment, especially in self-defense. It's later when delayed reaction can set in, and all the rationale in the world can't always purge the guilt that comes along for the ride.
All jobs require some sort of skill set. Reading, writing, speaking, analyzing...convincing someone to spill their deepest darkest secrets. Spy games are such an interesting moral discussion... everyone does it. They just never talk about it.
You know what they say about assuming...you make an ass out of you and me. You definitely don't want to make any assumptions about a man who has spent his entire life working for the head of the country's most powerful organized crime syndicate. Lesson learned.
Taking on organized crime would be a daunting enough prospect, doing it on one's own would be an even more challenging scenario. But a career with the CIA isn't for the fainthearted either, so something tells me she'll meet this unexpected twist head-on and be just fine...for a while...
Applying to work for the CIA is not for the faint of heart, and definitely not for those who have a skeleton (or ten) in their closets. When dealing in espionage, you can't afford to have weak spots that might be exploited, and Vivian is getting a painful slap in the face about that reality. I'm not sure if I'd pass CIA testing...would you?
The last thing you'd expect to see on a florist's resume is Ex-CIA Officer, Sometime Killer. But then again I'm not even allowed to put that on my resume, so... This is where I begin again, where my demons start dancing around the daisies. It wasn't where I thought I'd end up, but that's the story of my life. I wonder what they would do if I sent them each a bouquet, those men who ruined my life? Rosemary for remembrance, to show them just how long my memory is...
2018 was a wonderful year in my writing life...I published two books (including this one, Thistles), and finished a third during NaNoWriMo that is now ready for lots of editing. I've met other Bublish writers in person, which was definitely very cool, and virtually attended multiple webinars hosted by Bublish. For 2019 I hope for more of the same...my very best to you and yours! Happy New Year!
A good solid gun safe can hold more than just firearms...keeping the cash in there pretty much guarantees that no late-night burglars will be able to make off with your hard-earned flower money! ~@~ TwintypeBooks.com has gotten a facelift! Come on over and check it out...especially the "Fun Stuff" (aka FREE!) section! ~@~
David is a major character in the Pistils series, and from this first mention, we can see how important he is/was to Vivian. Just imagine if losing a job didn't just mean you lose friends and acquaintances, but you lose someone who is so much more than that. Maybe because it's a matter of national security...
The evolution of simply using a cell phone to make phone calls to a high-tech smart device has been advantageous for people like Vivian. Sure, it's great to be able to snap pictures on the go AND search the internet a few seconds later, but nothing beats a good, untraceable, burner phone.
Before you get any ideas about saving money and downloading a few Kindle Unlimited books to tackle private investigation yourself, know that there are some pretty strict requirements in the majority of U.S. states. As a professional friend I've made put it: "If you think it's expensive hiring professionals, JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU HIRE AMATEURS!" If you need a private investigator, remember that you get what you pay for. Granted, Vivian's definitely got a head start in the experience department...
Considering the wide variety of training that goes into becoming a CIA officer, it's pretty much a given that most of it will come in handy for just about any job that you might choose for your second career. But arranging flowers? Well...why not? Knowing how to smuggle things in a birthday bouquet could be useful in a pinch! *** Don't forget, "Thistles" is available as a FREE e-book on all the major platforms! Pick up the introduction to the "Pistils" series now...there's a surprise bonus at the end! ***
So if there's Hacker 101, does that mean there's Hacker 201 and so on? I'm sure what a CIA employee learns when it comes to technological espionage would curl a normal person's hair, but surely they only use their powers for good...right? ----- Thistles is available as a FREE e-book download on all platforms, grab your copy today!
A good friend will be honest with you about relationships that look like they'll be good for you. Just make sure they're telling you that for the right reasons......
Definitely can't forget about the floozies! I was asked in an interview once, which is my favorite of the Pistils characters? It's Gran, hands-down. She's a pistol (hardy har har), she's tough, but she's also got the biggest heart in all of Savannah. What's not to love?
The best private investigator is one that's prepared for anything! Just as you wouldn't bake a cake or fix a car without the proper tools, busting a cheating spouse requires a particular skillset and toolbox. ------ Thistles is available as a FREE e-download across all platforms, grab your copy today!!!
A professional private investigation agency that I follow on Instagram made a very good point...although it might be cheaper to go with a less expensive private investigator at first, in the long run it's going to be a lot more expensive when it takes them longer to get results... if they get results at all. Investing in a good investigator is the same as paying for any other quality professional. You pay for what you get. Need one? Do at least as much homework as you would for a plumber or dog-sitter...and be willing to pay for that value!
Building a ship in a bottle is a pretty good metaphor for a CIA officer's job...you have to be mindful, methodical, and careful not to let the whole thing smash into pieces with one careless move. **** Thistles is now available in paperback on Amazon, along with the FREE e-book on all the major platforms! Check out TwintypeBooks.com for more information!
Gran was going viral before "going viral" was a thing, and she did it the old-fashioned way... building a business and a brand, excellent customer service backing up a great reputation. Word of mouth referrals. It's the best way to assure success for their business...of both the floral AND private investigation kind...
Everyone knows what happens when you assume things, right? --- The Thistles e-book is available FOR FREE download on all the major platforms, grab yours today!
When your relationship is connected via a burner phone, you know that your life is far from ordinary. Not that it's a bad thing, just...extraordinary. Be careful not to get burnt out.
People coming out of a trauma seek familiar comforts...we retreat into surroundings that make us feel safe, until we're ready to confront our demons again. Wrapped in a quilt that was handmade in every way by the adopted family she loved, Vivian is wearing it like armor, safe under its protection, waiting until her strength returns.
"Thistles," the introductory novella to the Pistils series, is live today! It's available as a FREE e-book on all platforms, so if you're interested in how Vivian and Parker got their start in private investigation, here it is!
With flowers and infidelity sharing equal time around the clock, running one of Savannah’s most popular florist shops is hard work for best friends Parker Chase and Vivian Carmichael. Daisies by day, private investigation by night. When a prominent socialite seeks them out for help, they gear up for what should be a cut-and-dry case. Just another job, until old shadows and unexpected complications start tangling it up. New seeds are planted, old stems are cut…and even the prettiest of flowers have thorns.
Sometimes it takes going through a bit (or a lot) of pain to get through the other side and discover your true calling. Besides, what better reason for going into private investigation than busting your cheating boyfriend??
We all bring different gifts to our friendships. I would imagine that having an ex-CIA best friend would come in handy on more than one occasion...actually, it does! Check out the Pistils series, starting with the free e-book "Thistles" to find out how!
Making assumptions makes an ass out of you and me both. Just remember that the next time you're staking out a cheating spouse. ---- "Thistles," the introductory novella to the Pistils series, will be available FREE on July 13th! Sign up for the mailing list at TwintypeBooks.com for a reminder to get your copy!
Everyone knows that a bartender often ends up being an unlicensed therapist for lonely patrons with broken hearts, but bailing you out of a sticky situation? Sure, why not? Just remember to say please and thank you. ---- Thistles, the FREE novella that introduces the Pistils series, will be available on July 1st! Visit my website to sign up for the mailing list and be reminded to pick up your copy, hot off the e-presses! ----
If you want to play cat and mouse with a really handsome cat, you'd better be a super-sexy mouse. That's how the game is played when it comes to people who keep their wedding ring in their pocket...
If your day job involves wiretaps, you definitely need to regularly give yourself a day off. Wondering how Parker and Vivian got started in the PI biz? The FREE novella, Thistles, will be available at the end of June! To be automatically notified when it's available, head over to my website www.twintypebooks.com, then click Books in the menu!
It would definitely have to be a Special Someone if Vivian is going to have THAT conversation with him. You know, the one that starts with "I used to work for the CIA, but I can't tell you about it," and ends with "So now we're private investigators." Although it would be a great way to weed out the Mr. Wrongs of the world...if he runs screaming, cross him off the list.
...until it's busted cheating! Roses are red, bad days are blue, what excuse will I give, when I'm caught cheating on you?
Never doubt or disregard your intuition. Dismissing that little voice that tells you something is off may be the last warning you get before something goes horribly wrong. Don't ignore that voice, follow up on it. Tell yourself that it's great practice for your future career as a private investigator if nothing else.
Hey, no one is saying that there are no more happily-ever-afters, but unfortunately too many cheating partners are too focused on the short terms happy endings instead. Enter Parker and Vivian: Team Romance and Reality.
To what extent will we go to protect the ones we love? Is it even possible to define that need? And how much do we allow them to know about the danger that's creeping up behind?
Good private investigators aren't going to advertise what they do for a living...but it doesn't hurt when their cover story involves something they love. Please meet Vivian and Parker...if they bust your cheating ex, they might throw in a sympathy bouquet for free.
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