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Romi  Brenner

Please Tell Me Im On Mute

Parenting & Relationships

Trying to preserve her last few precious shreds of sanity while working and raising children, Romi Brenner has come to terms with the fact that sometimes you have to turn a blind eye to the fashion whims of a four year old, that you can never underestimate the power of a phone with a working mute button, and that pedicures just aren't for everyone. Maintaining her sense of humor amid bathtime hysterics, birthday cake pop carnage and botched early morning conference calls, Brenner takes her readers through a series of hilarious adventures in modern parenting and family life. Join Brenner and find out why she won't let her husband go couch shopping on his own, why she is looking into buying stock in salt water taffy and how she lost her mind to motherhood, but why she doesn't mind at all.

Book Bubbles from Please Tell Me Im On Mute

Sigh. I Just Wanted to Kickbox Somewhere Quietly.

I know I'm supposed to like the gym, and I tried. I REALLY tried. Honestly.

Nail Fail

A wedding. A pedicure. And a ridiculously ticklish bridesmaid. Needless to say this wasn't the most successful combination!

Willpower, Meet Doughnut

This chapter was about the day I tested my resolve in a Krispy Kreme doughnut store. I, um, didn't fare too well...

Every parent has been through this one, right?

Kids say the darndest things! I wrote this chapter because I think every parent can identify with the unpredictability of young children and how what floats into their sweet, innocent minds usually floats straight back out of their mouths, and usually at the wrong time. It was such a mortifying experience at the time and will hopefully give other parents who have gone through a similar situation a laugh!

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