Welcome To Planet Jordo, I Comedy In Peace

Welcome To Planet Jordo, I Comedy In Peace; There's just something about Halloween babies. Born nonconformists, we celebrate our eccentricity and share a joy for life. But enough about us, there is an "I" in "Bio" for a reason, so allow me to introduce myself. I, Jordan Margolis/aka Jordo/aka EXCUSEMAN/aka XQ, was born on Planet Jordo in a colorful place called XQuseland. I speak my own language, "Jewberish" for comedic effect. My alter ego, EXCUSEMAN/XQ is the creator of the pseudo-science "Reverse Apology" (YGOLOPA), because growing up means never having to say you're sorry. EXCUSEMAN grew so popular, HE spawned his own alter eggo, "EGGSCUSEMAN", whose motto is "What's Your Eggscuse?" Planet Jordo beams positive Jordo vibes across the internet, filling my XQniverse with books, comic books, YouTube videos, tweets, twicks, and other Margolis Mayhem. This eBook accomplishes what no hard copy print volume could do, no matter how much I turned up the volume. This medium permits Jordo Shvideos to complete your visit to Planet Jordo. And for that, I give big shmanx to the gurus of leanpub. To experience future jordOriginal works, visit my humor websites and social media satellites. http://www.planetjordo.com Enjoy your orbit and leave your fun prints. Jordo